Please deactivate your brain.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Turn of phrase
Said to me at work today:
The Union of Workers of the Superior Normal School
Stense by another name.
Mingers
Lib Dem race 'no beauty parade'.
Meddling with nature
Taiwan breeds green-glowing pigs.
Would you Adam and Eve it?
Almost half of Europe's Jews are descended from just four women.
Flying the flag
Gordon Brown speech promotes Britishness.
Hit it!
About my magnificent singing voice.
Oh bugger and ARSE!
In which I get zapped by a chap with a speed camera.
A real pea souper
Conversation at work yesterday.