Ten-a-day fruit and veg?
I know exactly what you're thinking: where can I find a photograph of a young kid nonchalantly smoking a fag next to a large cockerel?
What would have happened if Hitler had won?
Courtesy of Mark E Smith.
Spotted in Borders. Absolutely the last place on earth to file Simon Gray's 'The Smoking Diaries': in the self-help section.
Smoking not allowed in The Great Outdoors.
Smokers banned from naming or pointing at favourite brand.
This time it's banning logos on cigarette packets.
Call to restrict smoking scenes in films.
Taking children to church.