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Roast child

Roast child… Mmmmmm!

A fowl habit

I know exactly what you're thinking: where can I find a photograph of a young kid nonchalantly smoking a fag next to a large cockerel?

My friend, your search is at an end:

Henri Groulx

Portrait of Henri Groulx, c. 1920.

Containing myself

BBC: Brown rules out autumn election

Gordon Brown has said he will not call a general election this autumn.

Thank goodness for that! It's Children in Need day on 16th November. I can only take so much excitement in one season.