Hey, I've just noticed that my computer's K and T keys have been transposed.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Giraffe years
Dogs have years, so why not giraffes?
Cheese!
Old photo of me and Carolyn
You've gotta Mo when to Mowlam…
Mo Mowlam dies.
Continuing the trend
The A-Level results are out again.
Trend
I think I've spotted a worrying trend developing.
Of cabbages and dukes
Silly conversation with Jen.
System
How to bet on horses (or not).
What do you get if you guzzle down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats?
BBC: Bogus Oompa Loompa admits lying A 4ft-tall Nevada man has admitted he lied about playing an Oompa Loompa in the original 1971 Willy Wonka film. Actor and hairdresser Ezzy Dame said he first made the false claim 20 years ago when his agent advised him to "pad" his resume with the bogus acting credit.… Continue reading What do you get if you guzzle down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats?
Tocopherol
Bad pun, courtesy of Jen.