Conversation with Jen twenty minutes into the film Layer Cake.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
No shit? You really don't say!
Prayer no aid to heart patients shock.
Of or pertaining to the rhinoceros
The adjectival form of the word 'rhinoceros'.
Jack Nicklaus bows out
The greatest golfer in the history of the game played his last round at the Open.
Everybody say Aaah!
Bunnies!
Third time lucky?
Two ex-PMs dead this year… When Maggie?
Institutionalised homophobia?
New anti-terror measures outlaw camp recruits.
Carolynism
Overheard by my spies at Carolyn's house.
Not too impressed, to beetrootful
Beetroot crisps. Bleugh!
What's bred in the bone
My inherited sense of humour.