Stense mistaken for virgin.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Toss the salad
I hate salad in pubs.
Such a pretty house, such a pretty garden
Radiohead's album scoops accolade.
No one knows who they were, or what they were doing
Ho-hum, it's the summer solstice.
At the Cheese Shop, part 2
More Cheese Shop quips.
Medieval
Crucified nun dies in 'exorcism'.
Erm… excuse me, this is total bollocks, isn't it?
Quantum time-travel connundrums.
Meet me in the crowd, people, people
REM, here I come.
Brogging
Microsoft censors Chinese blogs.
The word is out / You're doin' wrong / Gonna lock you up /Before too long… Who's bad?
Michael Jackson not guilty shock.