Cataract op gorilla gives birth
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Memory like a… erm
Text message conversation with Carolyn.
…to crack a nut
Richard hits Jen with sledgehammer.
Liverpool win 3–3
Liverpool win European Cup (again).
Oh, that's interesting
Understanding sarcasm is a complex business.
Fox Piss II
My wine smells like fox piss again.
Vulture capitalism
Wind turbine mogul sponsored Labour.
It were always raining on Denley Moor
On the BBC's new weather maps, and 3-D graphics in general.
Looks like rain, dear
'Pleistocene Park' experiment.
Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone
Canaries relegated!