Richard Carter – Page 28

Gruts

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Homo raphus

A little-known fact about me is that, on nights of the full moon, I turn into a dodo. …That’s right: I’m a weredodo.

True or false?

Vol au vent is French for water vole’s anus.

Weird insect

Spotted this weird insect in our kitchen this morning. What the heck is going on?

CLINT

Did a double-take in Sainsbury’s earlier in the week: …it made my day.

BBC: Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre on Maxwell arrestA US woman who says she was brought to Britain aged 17 to have sex with Prince Andrew has said he “should be panicking” following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell. Panicking, maybe, but certainly not sweating.

‘Why doesn’t universal translator work on Klingon?’

The @RikerGoogling Twitter account lists the Google search terms being used by StarTrek: the Next Generation’s Commander William T. ‘Number One’ Riker… Worth ten minutes of any trekkie’s time.