Equinox

Today marks the autumnal equinox in the northern hemisphere. Equinox (n.): The festival of the equine-ox. The day on which the local village idiot toured their domain astride an ox.

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Homo raphus

A little-known fact about me is that, on nights of the full moon, I turn into a dodo. …That’s right: I’m a weredodo.