The latest amusing headline from the Hebden Bridge Times.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Euphemism
More on the Prince Charles non-story.
Nuts
Hazelnut tree nuts.
Making us have it
The government is going to force us to cover the countryside in bloody wind turbines.
Fwoar-moans
A pretty woman sets hormones soaring.
Ears-say
Whatever it was that Prince Charles didn't get up to, we don't need to know.
Springer surprise
Jerry Springer was brought up in England.
…And the last shall be first
George W Bush wants more democracy.
Prediction Comes True: "Fraying cloth ran"
'Another of my predictions based on anagrams of Carolyn Farthing's name comes true.
Last one out, turn out the lights
Iraqi handover to be speeded up.