University Challenge (BBC2)

Edinburgh v Newcastle. One of the contestants presses his buzzer to answer the question: Voiceover: Newcastle, Browne. …And of Browne's team-mates was called (H)ale!

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Awful Joke (BBC Radio 4)

Q: Why didn't the cowardly dragon observe the sabbath? A: Because it only preyed on weak knights.

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Loooosers!

BBC: Liverpool stun Man Utd Encore une fois… I believe that makes it five out of five.

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Inspector Morse (ITV1)

We return from the commercial break to see Morse standing at the back of a lip-reading class. The teacher moves her lips silently several times, writing on the blackboard as she does so.ITV1 Continuity Announcer: "We're sorry for the loss of sound and will restore it to you as soon as possible."

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Comic genius

Far more amusing than it should be, it's: The Prime Number Shitting Bear

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Hebden Bridge Times

Daniel seeks bubbing actors to complete cast Also (Births, Marriages and Deaths): STRONGITHARMPeacefully, on December 25th, 2001, Garry Strongitharm… Only in Yorkshire.

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