Scientists claim sperm first.
Nonsense
The Return of the Sausage Artist
My mate Bill spotted at Springsteen concert.
Jacko
Michael Jackson: a great talent, who touched many of his young fans.
Jammy bastard
I am such a jammy bastard at times.
Hi-fi nerd
Jen and I bought ourselves a new hi-fi on Friday.
Fat man on a trike
Me on a recument tricycle.
A toast
Great Uncle Fred, R.I.P.
A face for radio
In which I am mistaken for the Real Radio Renegade.
Today, we are all Evertonians
C O M E O N Y O U T O F F E E S !
Bill the sausage artist
Honestly, you've known a chap for years, you think you know what he stands for, and then you find out something about him which calls into question your faith in humanity.