Plastic surgery quote.
Nonsense
Fanny update
The winner of my Fanny Cradock competiton sends an update.
Banner images
I have uploaded the originals of my banner images to Flickr.
Laughing stock
Text message from Carolyn.
Double-standards
Squirrel cull approved. What about the cats?
Needling
Please deactivate your brain.
Turn of phrase
Said to me at work today:
The Union of Workers of the Superior Normal School
Stense by another name.
Mingers
Lib Dem race 'no beauty parade'.
Flying the flag
Gordon Brown speech promotes Britishness.