Agent Dana Scully quite good at acting, actually.
Nonsense
Result
'Intelligent design' teaching ban.
Sweet memories
Hands up who remembers sweet cigarettes.
Jab
In which I dream about a female colleague.
Abstraction
A road ramp that uses passing cars to generate power has been developed. It's stupid.
Animal attraction
Women turned on by monkey sex.
Boom, boom: out go the lights
Both my car's headlamps fail.
Elementary, my dear Bucket
In which I solve a 152-year-old murder!
Range, range in the home!
The Aga has landed.
Specialist subject
Overheard at the bookshop.