Bloke inhails gold paint.
Nonsense
As easy as pi
Richard fails to explain the significance of pi.
Pretentious
Conversation with Jen twenty minutes into the film Layer Cake.
No shit? You really don't say!
Prayer no aid to heart patients shock.
Of or pertaining to the rhinoceros
The adjectival form of the word 'rhinoceros'.
Third time lucky?
Two ex-PMs dead this year… When Maggie?
Jack Nicklaus bows out
The greatest golfer in the history of the game played his last round at the Open.
Everybody say Aaah!
Bunnies!
Institutionalised homophobia?
New anti-terror measures outlaw camp recruits.
Carolynism
Overheard by my spies at Carolyn's house.