Happy 15th Anniversary, Stense!
Nonsense
Do I look German?
Why is everyone suddenly calling me 'Hun'?
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Hendrix feigned gayness claim.
Rixology
I've decided it's time to invent my own alternative therapy.
2003 UB313
Astronomers announce discovery of 10th planet.
Conversation with Vodafone Customer Services
Overcharged to the tune of £250.
Bad Blair Day
On Tony Blair's makeup bill.
I raft in your general direction
Bomber bloody well wasn't making peace sign.
The Man with the Golden Pun
Bloke inhails gold paint.
As easy as pi
Richard fails to explain the significance of pi.