Overcharged to the tune of £250.
Nonsense
Bad Blair Day
On Tony Blair's makeup bill.
I raft in your general direction
Bomber bloody well wasn't making peace sign.
The Man with the Golden Pun
Bloke inhails gold paint.
Pretentious
Conversation with Jen twenty minutes into the film Layer Cake.
As easy as pi
Richard fails to explain the significance of pi.
No shit? You really don't say!
Prayer no aid to heart patients shock.
Of or pertaining to the rhinoceros
The adjectival form of the word 'rhinoceros'.
Jack Nicklaus bows out
The greatest golfer in the history of the game played his last round at the Open.
Everybody say Aaah!
Bunnies!