England take lead in Ashes series shock.
Nonsense
Send in the clones
In which I produce the world's first human clones.
Bless their scatty little minds!
Women dim: official!
No shit? You really don't say! (part 2)
Homeopathy = bullshit.
Chipmunky business
Is there really such a place as a giraffery?
K-T event
Hey, I've just noticed that my computer's K and T keys have been transposed.
Giraffe years
Dogs have years, so why not giraffes?
Cheese!
Old photo of me and Carolyn
You've gotta Mo when to Mowlam…
Mo Mowlam dies.
Continuing the trend
The A-Level results are out again.