Trampoline!
Nonsense
Gnome de plume
Gnome gnaming competiton.
The 'B' stands for 'Bloody', by the way
Spam attack.
Sinecure
US ambassador to UK is a cushy number.
Cynic cure
It totally pisses me off that people confuse scepticism with cynicism.
Crystal
Happy 15th Anniversary, Stense!
Do I look German?
Why is everyone suddenly calling me 'Hun'?
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Hendrix feigned gayness claim.
Rixology
I've decided it's time to invent my own alternative therapy.
2003 UB313
Astronomers announce discovery of 10th planet.