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Hoots!

In which I make stuff come out of Jen's nose.

Published 08-Jan-2016
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: jen, railways

Mane attraction

Lions have ‘partners’ now, apparently. It's political correctness gone bonkers.

Published 01-Jan-2016
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: political correctness

2015 in a nutshell

As per the last four years, I've put together a video slideshow summing up the year just gone. Here it is.

Published 01-Jan-2016
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ambient pap, slideshows, videos, yearly nutshells

HONOURS SYSTEM DISCREDITED SHOCK!!

Lynton Crosby knighthood discredits honours system, say Labour MPs.

Published 28-Dec-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: politics

Between Hebden Bridge and Mytholmroyd this morning

Video of River Calder in flood.

Published 26-Dec-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge, videos, yorkshire

Reckon I might have overdone it a bit with the Yule log

Published 25-Dec-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: christmas

28 not out

I made my 28th consecutive Christmas Eve ascent of Moel Famau earlier today.

Published 24-Dec-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, carolyn's children, christmas, moel famau

Lending a whole new meaning to the word ‘personality’

BBC: Andy Murray wins BBC Sports Personality of the Year award

Published 20-Dec-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: bbc, celebrities, sport

Vicky Who?… George WHO?

Vicky Pattison wins I'm A Celebrity 2015, beats George Shelley.

Published 07-Dec-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: celebrities, tv

Compare and contrast

Prince Harry speaks out against wildlife slaughter

Published 04-Dec-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: compare and contrast, ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

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