In which I recreate the haunting final shot from one of my very favourite films
Nonsense
Oh, the humanity!
Cilla Black's funeral to feature song from Sir Cliff Richard SHOCK!
Sing, if you're glad to be Che
Joke spotted on Twitter.
Stense's chameleon joke
Today marks the 25th anniversary of my friendship with Stense.
Not wishing to be pedantic, but…
The Spectator doesn't seem to understand the concept of a peer-group.
Come again?
In which a fishmonger enquires about Easter.
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
‘Katy Perry joins Taylor Swift v Nicki Minaj row – and brings Rihanna with her’ shock!
Taste the difference
Sainsbury's reckon they're selling ten-years old chickens.
His armpit hairs are sprouting
Video: The Fall, ‘British People in Hot Weather’.
I'll tell you what, Prince Andrew hasn't half let himself go!
Chap released from Chinese gaol slightly resembles Randy Andy shock!