Let me make this perfectly clear: if I'd wanted to eat food off a plank of wood, I'd have been born in the Middle Ages.
Nonsense
Paul
Last week, at around the time I was paddling on a beach in Anglesey, my old school friend Paul, who was always a tad more athletic than me, set off on a jog...
Brilliant
‘O Fortuna’ misheard lyrics.
Norbert
Do you think they're starting to scrape the barrel when it comes to hurricane names?
Who says Americans don't do irony?
Survivor singer Jimi Jamison dies aged 63.
Privilege
In ‘New Problems in Medical Ethics’ (1956), Peter Flood, a Benedictine, stated that Christians in pain should accept suffering ‘as permitted by God for our betterment’.
Right here in North Creek!
Video of an excited train guy.
Picture round
You know the picture round from A Question of Sport, where they show you a subtly obscured photo of some sporting celebrity you've never heard of, and you have to try and guess who it is? Well, my Dad and I attended a practice day at the Open yesterday, and I took a picture-round-type photo. See if you can guess who it is.
Shaken, not stirred
Cambridge Five spy ring members described as ‘hopeless drunks’ by their Soviet handlers.
T'oo-er!
Le Tour de France passed through Hebden Bridge this afternoon. Boy, were they ever lost!