Levelling up London’s potholes

In case you were wondering where the government intends to invest all that ‘saved’ HS2 funding…

Department for Transport: Government invests £235 million to upgrade and repair roads across London

Allocations for London boroughs to improve capital’s roads announced • long-term investment to make roads safer and smoother using redirected funding from HS2 • according to the RAC, motorists could save up to £440 in repairs caused by poor road conditions.

Optical allusions

Admiring a stunning rainbow with my better half…

Me: Apparently, the laws of optics have changed… Rainbows didn’t exist until after Noah’s flood. God created them as a promise to the world that He would never flood it again.

Jen: All I can say is He seems to have taken His eye off the ball this morning.

Cousin Chris

My music-streaming service (Tidal) just recommended some hip-hop to me. The only reason I can conceive it might do this is if the algorithm decided some chap named ‘Chris Carter’ might be my cousin.

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“I take my responsibilities seriously”

…says former Prime Minister who failed to turn up at five consecutive Cobra coronavirus meetings.

Guardian: ’It is sad to be leaving … for now’: Boris Johnson’s resignation statement in full

Boris Johnson says he is amazed the privileges committee was proceeding against him.

Meanwhile, in other news…

Guardian: Sunak approves Boris Johnson honours list including aides linked to Partygate

Sunak is likely to face criticism for approving the list while Johnson is facing police and parliamentary inquiries over Partygate.