Sex

I've just sent a letter to New Scientist about sex, which they published:

Sir, Douglas Fox marvels at what he describes as one of the great mysteries of the human condition: why do humans spend so much time having sex without resultant pregnancy ("Gentle Persuasion", 9th February, 2002). The answer, it seems, is that it allows the woman's immune system to become accustomed to the man's proteins, thereby decreasing the chances of rejection of her foetus's proteins, when she eventually becomes pregnant.

If such reasoning is correct, it still fails to explain the great mystery of why this strategy is only adopted by humans (and a few other animals). If there really was such a clear-cut evolutionary advantage in frequent sex, wouldn't all animals be at it like rabbits (and, indeed, humans)?

Surely there is a far simpler reason why we humans have so much sex: because it's so enjoyable.

Richard Carter

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Princess Margaret

BBC: Princess Margaret dies
Speaking from Sierra Leone, [UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair] said: "I know the whole country will be deeply saddened by Princess Margaret's death."

I think the Observer captured the mood of the nation far more accurately:

The death of the 71-year-old Princess Margaret Rose, Countess of Snowdon, one-time second in line to the throne, who grew old disgracefully and spent her last years in miserable ill-health, was yesterday being mourned by family and friends - but not, necessarily, by Britain. We did not grieve.

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Awful Joke (BBC Radio 4)

Q: Why didn't the cowardly dragon observe the sabbath?
A: Because it only preyed on weak knights.

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Inspector Morse (ITV1)

We return from the commercial break to see Morse standing at the back of a lip-reading class. The teacher moves her lips silently several times, writing on the blackboard as she does so.
ITV1 Continuity Announcer: "We're sorry for the loss of sound and will restore it to you as soon as possible."

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Hebden Bridge Times

Daniel seeks bubbing actors to complete cast

Also (Births, Marriages and Deaths):

STRONGITHARM
Peacefully, on December 25th, 2001, Garry Strongitharm…

Only in Yorkshire.

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