I phoned Carolyn on Tuesday evening. She was driving her kids in the car at the time, so we spoke on her hands-free:

Me: Knock-knock!
Carolyn & Kids: Who's there?
Me: One-Tup.
Carolyn & Kids: One-Tup who?
Me: Well you'd better go to the toilet, then.
Kids: [Laugh their heads off.]
Carolyn: I don't get it.

See also: Quoting Peter Kaye…

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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