Trampoline!
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Gnome de plume
Gnome gnaming competiton.
Sinecure
US ambassador to UK is a cushy number.
Cynic cure
It totally pisses me off that people confuse scepticism with cynicism.
The 'B' stands for 'Bloody', by the way
Spam attack.
Crystal
Happy 15th Anniversary, Stense!
Do I look German?
Why is everyone suddenly calling me 'Hun'?
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Hendrix feigned gayness claim.
Rixology
I've decided it's time to invent my own alternative therapy.
2003 UB313
Astronomers announce discovery of 10th planet.