I put my Fanny Cradock book up for grabs.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Lottery
Calls for Roman Catholics to boycott the National Lottery.
Bizarre text message conversation with Carolyn
What's your favourite colour.
Dave Allen (1936—2005)
Dave Allen dies.
Bobinogs Going
My VHS player goes surreal.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
Beer drinkers not beautiful shock.
Barberism
Turn of phrase.
David Sheppard (1929–2005)
David Sheppard, former bishop of Liverpool dies.
Fingers and toes
BBC confuses correlation with causation.
The hidden message
Lib Dems are into leather!