Arts Council buys chair.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
You must be joking
Billy Connolly overlooked from top 50 funny people list.
'BBC'
On the BBC's over-use of quotation marks.
Talent
Ireland wins Miss World.
Load of old cock
World's oldest penis unearthed
Overheard in the poultry section at Tesco
Why do people kill chickens?
Nuts
Ancient hampster food store found.
Get your floppies out
Political correctness hits the IT world.
Come again?
No volunteers for orgasm device.
Urchin on the ridiculous
Pedantic quibbles about the red sea urchin