What if Hammer Films were right?
Nonsense
'Six easy points', my arse!
Sheffield Utd 1, Liverpool 1.
Cross those off the shopping list
Pink Lady apples are painted.
Crouching Tiger, Lucky Spaniel
In which I take on a tiger.
Distortion
U-571 writer not so regretful after all.
Feeling a right tit
Travel dilemma.
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say…
On the McCartney's split.
Blonde bombshell
Stense's latest hair-do ripped off!
Open prisons
How come the Queen never opens prisons?
If a joke's worth telling, it's worth milking
Robin Williams in alcohol rehab.