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Nonsense

Taste of his own medicine

Rod Stewart on Parky.

Published 29-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: music

Fowl play

Those Scousers are a compassionate lot.

Published 26-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: liverpool

Needle in a haystack

Looking for cows on the moors.

Published 23-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cows

We have a winner

Fanny Cradock Limerick Competition results.

Published 23-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: stense

500 Mile High Club

Out-of-this-world sex could jeopardise missions.

Published 21-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense

Dumbing down Mastermind

Specialist subjects getting too silly?

Published 20-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense

Heavy Times

Moaned at by a newsagent.

Published 16-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge, yorkshire

Shaken and stirred

I am older than James Bond.

Published 16-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ageing

Invisible

I became invisible for approximately 45 minutes on Thursday.

Published 15-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, tesco

Make mine a Pinter

Harold Pinter does not win Nobel Prize for literature.

Published 13-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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