Specialist subjects getting too silly?
Nonsense
Heavy Times
Moaned at by a newsagent.
Shaken and stirred
I am older than James Bond.
Invisible
I became invisible for approximately 45 minutes on Thursday.
Make mine a Pinter
Harold Pinter does not win Nobel Prize for literature.
Bournemouth
It ain't how it looks in the brochures.
The Einstein Joke
In celebration of Einstein Year.
He talks a lot of wind
Fall song about me!
Swanning around
On swans.
Poor reception
Scruffy man spotted in Hebden Bridge.