BBC: Bogus Oompa Loompa admits lying A 4ft-tall Nevada man has admitted he lied about playing an Oompa Loompa in the original 1971 Willy Wonka film. Actor and hairdresser Ezzy Dame said he first made the false claim 20 years ago when his agent advised him to "pad" his resume with the bogus acting credit.… Continue reading What do you get if you guzzle down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats?
Nonsense
Tocopherol
Bad pun, courtesy of Jen.
Things to do when you're 40
Trampoline!
Gnome de plume
Gnome gnaming competiton.
Sinecure
US ambassador to UK is a cushy number.
Cynic cure
It totally pisses me off that people confuse scepticism with cynicism.
The 'B' stands for 'Bloody', by the way
Spam attack.
Crystal
Happy 15th Anniversary, Stense!
Do I look German?
Why is everyone suddenly calling me 'Hun'?
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Hendrix feigned gayness claim.