The non-goal of Tottenham.
Nonsense
Conversation with Dad
Nutty as a fruit cake.
My sixth sense worth
Elephants have mysterious sixth sense, apparently.
Handy cooking tips
What not to do when making curry.
Cliché
A white Christmas.
17 not out
My seventeenth annual Christmas Eve ascent of Moel Famau.
Pun in the oven
Contraceptive pill advert pulled.
Seasonal public service reminder…
Don't forget the aluminium foil.
email to New Scientist
Smoking is bad for the brain shock.
Stop it, Leo, you're killing me!
Leonardo da Vinci's joke.