Iapetus moon bulges at equator.
Nonsense
From the University of Silly Comparisons
Nose 'more complex than jet wing'
Lucky 13
The non-goal of Tottenham.
Conversation with Dad
Nutty as a fruit cake.
My sixth sense worth
Elephants have mysterious sixth sense, apparently.
Handy cooking tips
What not to do when making curry.
Cliché
A white Christmas.
17 not out
My seventeenth annual Christmas Eve ascent of Moel Famau.
Pun in the oven
Contraceptive pill advert pulled.
Seasonal public service reminder…
Don't forget the aluminium foil.