Autonomous boat makes oyster run!
Nonsense
My sister is in foreign parts
Horse on the menu.
No change
Future of 1p and 2p coins secured 'for years to come'
Compare and contrast
Jeremy Corbyn v Cate Blanchett.
Manifest no
Farage is at it again.
Hands up if you’re a wanker
Soccer player definitely not a Nazi.
At the park
Conversation with two kids.
Double standards
MPs get to vote three times; the public only once.
Spotted in Todmorden recently
Tod humour.
Timely warning
It turns out the philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau was once knocked arse over tit in the street by a galloping Great Dane.