Warning: very poor pun follows...
Nonsense
Customer service
Overheard at Kwik-fit.
Monkey business
Scientists in the United States have found a way of turning lazy monkeys into workaholics using gene therapy.
Separated at birth
Lady Di vs. Anglo-Saxon 'princess'.
How to Write Poetry
From an email to Stense.
Red is Dead
Red Adair dies at 89
Relax
Prozac found in UK drinking water.
Things to do before you're 40
Richard goes trampolining
Oh merde…
Henri Cartier-Bresson dies.
Today on Woman's Hour (don't ask)
Interesting turn of phrase.