One of the reasons I like the Bourne films so much is that certain elements of the ongoing tale of an amnesiac CIA assassin trying to re-discover his past were clearly based on events in my own life.
Nonsense
Photobomber
In which I embarrass a would-be photobomber by photographing her anyway.
1.5×-scale mechanical Roger Moore
On Tuesday night, I dreamt that Jen and I were in a seaside penny arcade. One of the arcade's main attractions was a 1.5×-scale mechanical Roger Moore.
Planks redux
In which I encounter a second burger skewered to a plank of wood.
Bilking
I've often thought we needed a word to describe someone (usually famous) dying whom, until you heard the sad news, you wrongly believed died years ago.
Hello, Daaaave?
2001 a Space Odyssey versus the League of Gentlemen.
Keeping it Peel
On the 10th anniversary of his untimely death, John Peel introduces his favourite band.
Do you see what I did there?
In which I confuse a barmaid with a side-splittingly clever double-pun concerning venison burgers.
One of Amazon's more esoteric recommendations
Retractable outdoor clothes line v. Jake Bugg.
They're taking the piss now…
Cyclone Hudhud causes widespread damage in eastern India.