Nonsense

Violating Swiss neutrality

I was just wondering, entirely hypothetically, which would be the best route to take from Lissavruggy in County Galway to the Valvelspitze mountain in the Italian section of the Ötztal Alps.

Ditty

It was nice to see one of the local rags entering into the spirit of National Poetry Day last week.

Board of fayre

Let me make this perfectly clear: if I'd wanted to eat food off a plank of wood, I'd have been born in the Middle Ages.

Paul

Last week, at around the time I was paddling on a beach in Anglesey, my old school friend Paul, who was always a tad more athletic than me, set off on a jog...