‘Cookmaid with Still Life of Vegetables and Fruit’ c.1620-5, by Sir Nathaniel Bacon.
Nonsense
British Summer Time
What precisely is ‘time’? Philomena Cunk, the thinking man's Brian Cox, visits the world-famous Greenwich Clock Museum to find out.
Open letter to Chris Martin
Dear Chris Martin...
Great news for those in search of really big bananas…
Fyffes and Chiquita to create biggest banana firm.
HELP!
One of our neighbours has lost a biscuit.
Only second?
Evan Davis: Birmingham and Manchester are usually mentioned when the subject of Britain's second city comes up. But is Hebden Bridge—population 4,200—the rightful owner of the title?
Shit-coin
UKIP's Farage v. alleged Japanese-American inventor of Bitcoin.
Sausage artistry part deux
Long-term readers of Gruts might remember that my mate Bill is something of a sausage artist.
I need to get out more
(Cartoon.)
Seeing Scarlett
In the unlikely event that I should ever find myself at a cocktail party chatting with Scarlett Johansson, I will now be able to explain to her how we have something in common.