Long-term readers of Gruts might remember that my mate Bill is something of a sausage artist.
Nonsense
I need to get out more
(Cartoon.)
Seeing Scarlett
In the unlikely event that I should ever find myself at a cocktail party chatting with Scarlett Johansson, I will now be able to explain to her how we have something in common.
A head for figures
Why I never became a mathematician.
Springsteen and he
I have to hand it to the Boss: Cape Town is a hell of a long way to travel, just to (finally) get to shake Bill's hand.
We did that!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Homo sapiens can be a pretty damn awesome species at times.
There is no ‘oui’ in ‘we’
David Cameron: UK and France 'as close as ever'.
Fonetix
Jen's niece Lucy treated herself to a coffee at Starbucks last week. The barista evidently favoured phonetic spelling.
2013 in a nutshell
As per the last two years, I've put together a video slideshow summing up the year just gone. Here it is.
Ambient Pap, Track 03: Beat Rootz
FREE: The third track from my forthcoming album.