Gnu Romantics
Homo raphus
A little-known fact about me is that, on nights of the full moon, I turn into a dodo.
…That’s right: I’m a weredodo.
True or false?
Vol au vent is French for water vole’s anus.
Weird insect
Spotted this weird insect in our kitchen this morning. What the heck is going on?
CLINT
Did a double-take in Sainsbury’s earlier in the week:
…it made my day.
No glow
BBC: Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre on Maxwell arrest
A US woman who says she was brought to Britain aged 17 to have sex with Prince Andrew has said he “should be panicking” following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell.
Panicking, maybe, but certainly not sweating.
‘Why doesn’t universal translator work on Klingon?’
The @RikerGoogling Twitter account lists the Google search terms being used by StarTrek: the Next Generation’s Commander William T. ‘Number One’ Riker…
Worth ten minutes of any trekkie’s time.
So true…
I’m sure they’re only there to test their eyes
BBC: Ministers ‘reluctant’ to close beaches over crowds
A major incident has been declared in Bournemouth after people flocked to the coast The government is reluctant to close beaches after a major incident was declared in Bournemouth when thousands crowded the coast, Environment Secretary George Eustice has said.
Unique treble
Congratulations, Liverpool Football Club: reigning English, European, and World Champions. #YNWA