Guardian: Tigers and wild animals escape from Oklahoma zoo after tornado hits
I give it 12 months before there's a movie.
A genius at work
Two Yorkshire residents watching telly last week
Me: Oh look, Tintern Abbey!
Jen: Yes it is!
Not really the sort of thing one wants to read about in one's in-flight magazine
40g, my arse!
That wouldn't even choke a bloody hamster!
Venice
In case you were wondering, we did eventually get back from Venice. Here are the photos.
…Kind of wish I'd never made that Alburquerque joke
Thanks to the ever-reliable French air-traffic controllers, our flight home to Manchester has been CANCELLED. The ever-helpful SleasyJet offered us an alternative flight in just over 48 hours time—to London, not Manchester—but pointedly refused to guarantee that it would actually fly.
So Jen and I are currently sipping free drinks in the business class lounge at Venice Marco Polo Airport, awaiting our hastily booked Lufthansa flights home—via Munich.
Jason Bourne never has to put up with this crap.
We are living in the future.
I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
Oh good grief!
As usual, the Fall say pretty much everything that needs to be said on the subject: