Finding out what goes on inside a woman's head

My American mate Karen received a serious bump to the noggin a few months back. She ended up in hospital for a couple of days, and suffered from vertigo for several weeks, until some expert came along and tilted her in just the right way to reposition some tiny things in her inner-ear. (No, I didn't make that up.)

I wouldn't normally disclose friends' personal medical details on Gruts, but Karen, being a science nut, has been tweeting quite happily about her experiences on Twitter. She has even changed her Twitter avatar to show herself wearing a crash-helmet. Yesterday, she went for a routine, precautionary brain-scan:

A friend has a brain-scan, and, minutes later, she is sharing it like holiday snaps. We are living in the future.

Compliment

I found an old, blue pullover at the back of the wardrobe the other day. I'd forgotten I had it. Yesterday, I decided to try it on:

Me: How do I look?
Jen:
Me: Be complimentary!
Jen:
Me:
Jen:Blue!

Pulling my thumb out

Jen: What on Earth are you doing?
Me: [Fidgeting in trouser-pocket] I'm looking for my data-stick.
Jen: I've heard it called many things...

Watching Jools's Annual Hootenanny

jools-clock

"Hey, that saluting clock was on this show last year!"
"Are you sure?"
"I never forget a face!"

A Happy New Year to one and all. (Except Murdoch, obviously.)