Solicitor clashes with bouncer.
Writing tagged: ‘conversations’
Banana
Unsuccessful tryst with Carolyn.
Impeccable logic
...from Carolyn, of all people!
Look, I said I was sorry!
Will Stense ever forgive me my tiny faux pas?
Definitely maybe
From a instant messaging conversation with Carolyn.
Pigeon English
Carolyn encounters talking pigeon.
Watching the last ever Top of the Pops
Poor joke follows...
John
In which a cleaning lady calls me by that name.
Kit-Kaught in the act
Carolyn caught eating Kit-Kats.
Kedgeree recipe
It's excellent, really. You should try it.