Non-alcoholic ginger ale with a twist.
Writing tagged: ‘conversations’
Davey No-Mates
Discussion about a poorly constructed personalised numberplate.
Buying alcohol at Sainsbury's…
Brief conversation with a checkout lady.
Watching ‘The Bourne Identity’ with my dad…
‘Did she just say she was Mr Kane's pregnant sister?’
Apostrophe catastrophe
In which I am outraged by a spurious apostrophe.
Come again?
In which a fishmonger enquires about Easter.
Ball/game
Conversation at Jen's work.
The woman from UNCLE
When I was at Boots the Chemist this morning, I couldn't help noticing that the woman behind the counter was wearing a black T-shirt with the word UNCLE emblazoned across her chest.
Do you see what I did there?
In which I confuse a barmaid with a side-splittingly clever double-pun concerning venison burgers.
The Italian elbow game
This is a game I usually play in Italian restaurants to check if the staff are authentic Italians.