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Writing tagged: ‘ginners’

Posts about ginger people.

I wonder who asked them to say that

Senior figures in the Iraqi government have said Prince Harry should not serve in the country.

Published 28-Apr-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

Ginger Jesus!

Was Our Saviour a carrot-top?

Published 01-Apr-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: art, ginners, iconography, jesus, religion, virgin mary

It's very nice to go trav'lin'…

Back from Italy.

Published 29-Mar-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, holidays, italy, tea

Hit it!

About my magnificent singing voice.

Published 13-Jan-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, music

Invisible

I became invisible for approximately 45 minutes on Thursday.

Published 15-Oct-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, tesco

Scare tactics

Vote scare tactics.

Published 02-May-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners

Nazi Dress Party

Prince Harry goes Nazi.

Published 14-Jan-2005
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

Portent

Richard sees a starry messenger.

Published 24-Sep-2004
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

Compare and contrast:

Royal butler, Paul Burrell, gives them hell

Published 24-Oct-2003
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: compare and contrast, ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

Prince Harry

BBC: Prince Harry admits taking drugs I can see the headlines now: "His Royal High-ness", "Weed Are Not Amused", "Land of Dope and Glory", "Third In Line to the Stone", "High-grove".

Published 13-Jan-2002
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

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