Everyone should have a favourite David Bowie track. This one's mine:
BBC: Hundreds of disappointed fans are "left weeping" after One Direction cancel a Belfast concert minutes before they are due on stage, when Liam Payne falls ill.
Let's face it, these fans were already pretty sad to start with.
Guardian: Katy Perry joins Taylor Swift v Nicki Minaj row – and brings Rihanna with her
Wading into the Twitter spat between Swift and Minaj over Video Music award nominations, Perry all but confirms that Swift’s hit single Bad Blood is about her.
No, me neither.
I know what you're wondering: what if the Fall were playing Glastonbury, and Mark E Smith suddenly took it into his head that he'd like to perform an unplanned rendition of Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band's Dropout Boogie?
The result, I should imagine, would go something like this.
My work here is complete.