Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

Heavy load

This morning, I overtook a concrete lorry manufactured by a company named Cemen Tech. They really need to work on their branding.

Million-pound idea

I think I might finally have come up with a million-pound idea. Jen’s not so sure, but what the hell would she know? I’m putting it out here so nobody can come along later and patent the damn thing… Bacon-scented perfume! Is this a sure-fire winner, or what? The whole point of perfume is to… Continue reading Million-pound idea

Shits desert sinking rat

BBC: Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid quit Boris Johnson’s cabinet The chancellor and health secretary have resigned from government, saying they no longer have confidence in Boris Johnson to lead the country.