Hay-level results

It's good to see that the Telegraph still understands its readers' priorities.

Me old china

As of today, my babe mate Stense and I have been friends for twenty years.

Handy with a corkscrew

Last night, some friends and I noticed that one of the waitresses in our local Italian restaurant is rather handy with a corkscrew, so we asked her to demonstrate her technique for the camera: Admit it, you're impressed.