Pregnant transsexual gives birth to baby girl.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Trendsetter
Incarnadine paint proving popular.
Gig
Off to see Radiohead in Manchester.
Positive spin
Harman pushes discrimination plan
Compare and contrast
The pope and Marge Simpson.
Yorkshire Post
Just so you know that the Hebden Bridge Times isn't the only Yorkshire newspaper to carry the occasional odd headline.
We will fight them on the beaches
Why grandad fought the Nazis?
Tribute band
Oasis announce new album details.
Very Alan Bennett
Jen and I have just returned from a long weekend in Scarborough.
Bleak doctrine
Terry Eagleton, writing in the London Review of Books recently.