A great game to play at pop concerts.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Man of principles
Shadow home secretary David Davis has resigned as an MP.
Ilie
Romanian tennis legend Ilie Nastase walked right past me in Liverpool this lunchtime.
Near-death experience
Runaway Jewish gentleman.
322
hat's how many plastic bags were reused by the customers of the Prestwich branch of Tesco last week.
Dilly-Dellying
Dell website woes.
A process of rain and peat and saliva
Nigel Tufnel expounds his revolutionary theories about Stonehenge.
No shit, Sherlock?
ID cards 'could threaten privacy'.
Trapped wind
Wouldn't Trapped Wind be a great name for a free-form jazz ensemble?
Satire is getting harder and harder to spot
Smokers banned from naming or pointing at favourite brand.