What a totally shit summer!
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Lucky day
Car crash on Friday 13th.
Sniffing test
The strange and wonderful world of Carolyn.
Finally this government does something right
Charles Darwin to appear on
Sorry, you were out
I don't think our postman was too impressed with the birthday presents Stense sent me yesterday.
From the spam folder
Disturbing spam haiku.
Ideal Homes
Lack of staircase photo shock.
Queen's Council
My lookalike spotted at terrorist trial.
Bees
Fears over rare bumblebee numbers.
Jackhammers
A poem about jackhammers.