Text message takes six month to arrive.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Guilty as charged, Monsieur Poirot
I'm a royal pain in the arse when it comes to watching detective shows on the telly.
Mellow out, dude!
Where have all the hippies gone?
We who are about to die…
Gruts might fall over at any minute now.
Hey, Nite Owl…
John Scot Cree says thanks.
Working lunch
Odd buffet combination.
You should know better than to feed me a line like that
Conversation with a house-guest.
Estranged
Heather Mills wants £200M.
Putting the 'private' into private members
MPs want to be exempt from the Freedom of Information Act.
Well, I was born in the desert…
Captain Beefheart videos.