Overcharged to the tune of £250.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Bad Blair Day
On Tony Blair's makeup bill.
I raft in your general direction
Bomber bloody well wasn't making peace sign.
The Man with the Golden Pun
Bloke inhails gold paint.
As easy as pi
Richard fails to explain the significance of pi.
Pretentious
Conversation with Jen twenty minutes into the film Layer Cake.
No shit? You really don't say!
Prayer no aid to heart patients shock.
Of or pertaining to the rhinoceros
The adjectival form of the word 'rhinoceros'.
Jack Nicklaus bows out
The greatest golfer in the history of the game played his last round at the Open.
Everybody say Aaah!
Bunnies!