A pretty woman sets hormones soaring.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Ears-say
Whatever it was that Prince Charles didn't get up to, we don't need to know.
Springer surprise
Jerry Springer was brought up in England.
…And the last shall be first
George W Bush wants more democracy.
Prediction Comes True: "Fraying cloth ran"
'Another of my predictions based on anagrams of Carolyn Farthing's name comes true.
Last one out, turn out the lights
Iraqi handover to be speeded up.
Sum you win…
Almost half of Brits are innumerate.
Overheard at the Tesco checkout
Conversation between two checkout women.
Uncanny
Kids' portraits of yours truly.
Compare and contrast:
Royal butler, Paul Burrell, gives them hell